Saturday, August 8, 2009

A Couple of Caleb Quickies

I know I am repeating myself when I say that 3 and 4 are my favorite kid years. The stuff that comes out of kids mouths at that age is so darn fun. Here is a couple of Caleb goodies:

Mom: "Caleb, it is time to get ready for bed. I have your tooth brush ready for you in the bathroom. Please go potty, brush your teeth, rinse, swish and spit."

Caleb: "Ok mom" (imagine running feet to the bathroom, racing his big brother to the door, and a few giggles when he wins)

Mom after a few minutes: "Caleb?"

Caleb out of breath running to return to the living room:" Ok, I go'd potty, rinsed, swished and pissed."

Mom: "you what?" (trying hard not to die laughing at this slip of the tongue)

Next one

Tonight while sitting in the bathroom waiting for Caleb to finish his "big job" He looks over at me and begins this conversation - remember he is on the pot and I am privileged to have a front row seat:

"Mom when I sit on the toilet, the pee is first and then poop is second. But when I stand, the pee comes but I tell the poop not to come out. But the poop only comes out after I eat, not every time I pee."

Mom: "Ok, then I guess if you don't want to poop you should stop eating. That would solve that." (joking around of course)

Caleb: "I can't stop eating! Then I would die! You would miss me soooo much!"

Mom:"Yeah and you would get real hungry too, if you stopped eating, wouldn't you? and you are right I would really miss you terrible. giggle."

Caleb: giggle giggle giggle