It has been awhile since I posted.
For those of you who have asked: No. My toilet is no longer in my yard. My bathroom is functioning.
John has returned from his trip to Texas. Things are returning to normal.
Caleb and Nathan have some sort of mystery poop thing going on. No virus or cold symptoms. Both of them are on a "CLEANSE" of some kind. It makes me wonder if some sicko nursery worker didn't serve them cookies made with exlax?
If it was you - may you turn to stone this instant! The have (no exaggeration) gone 5 - 7 times (not diarrhea either) daily for the last few days.
Because I really did not believe Caleb that he had to go AGAIN - I told him to go to the bathroom and take off his pants and underwear and get on the toilet himself. Now, before you think I am a total meaner, you should know that he can actually do this. He just cannot do so in a hurry. I did after all see all his previous trips and was positive there was nothing left to come out for goodness sake.
Well, I was wrong. He gets undressed and gets on the toilet in such haste he falls in butt first. I tell you I need to put a video camera in our bathroom I could make a fortune on Americas Funniest Videos if I just caught one of these things on tape! Problem is, I don't get to be in the bathroom alone and I sure don't need it filmed when I am in there.
Caleb thinks this is funny. Because he is a boy and everything horribly gross is so darn funny when you are a boy. He proceeds to convince me he does not need a bath. "I fell in before the poop was there. The water is clean!" Hmm nice try mister.
Nathan is not walking yet. But, he can run in that walker.
When you stand him up and hold his hands he will walk well too. Probably he will be running free in 3 - 4 weeks. His favorite thing is to walk with your hands holding him up and kick a ball. He laughs so loud when he kicks the ball. It is great.
David is adjusting to school well. Right now, he is showing me his Mexican jumping bean. So far, his school experience has been positive for him and the rest of us.
